Popsickles of Nerdia

You awake to the sound of little feet running all over the place. As you open your eyes, you realize that little gnomes are in the process of carrying all your groceries out of the house. You pick up one of them by the beer can it carries over its tiny head and ask "Tell me, little gnome, what the heck are you doing with my stuff?"

The gnome looks sheepishly over its shoulder and answers "Lord Popsickle is obviously having a party at his castle and we are stealing your stuff for his guests to eat, if it's OK with you." Immediately you point out that it is not OK with you, but the gnome just shrugs and resumes stealing your beer anyway.

Soon the gnomes have looted all of your stuff and disappear into a magic portal. Not only have the gnomes urinated all over your carpet and left drawings of questionable artistic value on your bathroom wall, but Lord Popsickle is having a party at your expense and you're not even invited. This has gone far enough. You decide to travel to Castle Popsickle yourself. And when you'll get there, Lord Popsickle will hear some very strong words from you.

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