About Udo's Techblog

Hi there!

  • Send all your spam to:
    udo.schroeter@gmail.com

  • You might want to add me to your Facebook friends list, thereby helping me appear as if I have real friends:
    http://facebook.com/udo.schroeter

  • All done? Might just as well wait for my yearly appearance on ICQ (#113585).

  • Oh, almost forgot: please show me that I'm hip and follow me on Twitter:
    http://twitter.com/_udo.

  • If you are really, really bored, you might just as well read my shared feed items on Google Reader:
    http://www.google.com/reader/shared/14704238526950061033, the inevitable link blog.

  • There are many other sites I use, but I don't want you to know I'm there or what my account is.

  • Now, that's it. No phone number anymore. I don't have a phone. I don't have a street address. I'm living inside my laptop.
    No, really.

    Disclaimer: I love the word neither. I use it frequently and often very incorrectly. And when I do, I sometimes giggle. This private site is not hosted in Germany, thank goodness - and neither do I feel in the least responsible for the content of any sites I or others might link to. Commenters' posts are their own and are not condoned by me, I really don't care what they write. I don't even care what I write, for that matter, and neither should you. This site is evil and stupid and does not contain any facts or fact-like material. This site does everything it can to spy on you, hack, spam and defame you, your data is neither safe nor anonymous here. Glad we got that legal stuff out of the way, enjoy (or, you know, not)!