Udo's Techblog

Hulu Sucks
Date: 2007-11-29 14:32:18

Looks like the creators of Hulu just don't get the nature of the internet. On the other hand, this was 100% as expected, so I didn't get my hopes up... Stupid, stupid, stupid!

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How hard can it be to make a freaking TV station for the 'net? Apparently, it's impossible. Note to content providers: if you don't provide any legal means to consume your content, people will do it illegally. That's a shame, because you're not only missing out on advertising income but also go so far as turning away consumers who are willing to pay for your stuff. Illegal, free P2P networks are not your competition. Your only competition is your own mind-boggling stupidity.

Comments


Steve
Steve says (2007-12-02 19:01:43)
What did you expect? Sheesh... that's what Bittorrent is for

[...] Should I Care?Want to watch YouTube? Sorry, that competes with Hulu, you either have to watch the approved shows on Hulu, or pay a separate access fee to watch [...]

[...] Should I Care? Want to watch YouTube? Sorry, that competes with Hulu, you either have to watch the approved shows on Hulu, or pay a separate access fee to watch [...]


Matt Home
Matt Home says (2008-06-17 01:08:58)
LOL, I knew there there was no possible way that this site would be more successfull than youtube.

They have no features that are useable. They deleted all of the fox content off of youtube, and all in one lame attempt they try to detour you to their crappy website. But people can simply download their shows, or stream them from other countries.

They also force you to watch lame advertisements just as though you are watching television. One of the main purposes of streaming television shows is to avoid commercials.

Thanks FOX, but try again, because this website sucks ass

I will stream from either Youtube, Youku, Megavideo, Veoh, todou, or any other major streaming site, but never hulu.


bawls2face
bawls2face says (2008-06-20 08:15:08)
yeah i was highly interested in a show, tried to show it to some friends in Sweden... they just said "typical of an american network!" and laughed.


clhmedia
clhmedia says (2008-10-21 19:44:38)
hulu sucks, they ban your personal and domain ip's if you pass their feed content via thrid party


CodeBlack
CodeBlack says (2008-11-21 22:05:46)
Hulu.com is the WORST. It's bad that they can stream to other sites.. but we can't view them because we don't live in the States! I see them on YouTube advertising there 30 to 2 min clips they say "Watch Your Favorite Shows. Anytime. For Free." they should add "Only in the USA.. otherwise you guys are fucked"


I hate Hulu.com they been up for a long time now, and still haven't been able to port to Canada and other places.

FUCK YOU HULU.com

admin says (2008-11-28 05:24:24)
To be honest, I don't see how they'd be allowed to offer their content if they didn't restrict it heavily. But the way they are marketing themselves, they get a lot of international visibility, up to the point where content is placed exclusively on their site (like Joss Whedon's latest work for example). And that's the point where everybody gets screwed royally, including Americans who live abroad.


Regg
Regg says (2008-12-24 13:04:01)
Anything you find on hulu, no matter how exclusive, will be out for 1 day before someone releases it on youtube


Sony_Legend
Sony_Legend says (2009-01-04 11:32:37)
NBC needs to stick their head out of their asses and look at an atlas, damn retards put it only for the U.S. Hope something is done about this shit.

Wholu.com fuck hulu

sonyson says (2009-01-12 16:17:47)
HULU SUCKS IT DOESENT SHOW THE WHOLE EPISODE I HATE THE BEGINING AND THE END ITS JUST SO STUPID HULU SHOULD BE SUED CAUSE NOBODY LIKES IT AND ITS SHORT IM JUST SO MAD HOPE ITS NOT ON YOUTUBE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UHHHHH gOD!!!!


Vector
Vector says (2009-02-08 19:35:31)
the arrogance of it bites at me. But it doesn't surprise me. Typical of American networks. Likewise of American efficiency. Likewise of American introversion.
The worst of it all being that its influence has bled over into formerly reputable sites like STC and choked most of the content beyond the reach of the rest of the Globe. I'm applauding with one hand.
Concisely put: Fuck you, Hulu.


Jasper von blowhole
Jasper von blowhole says (2009-02-09 20:47:51)
Hulu's buffering ability is tragically sucky. If I wanted to interact with the content this much just to watch something, I'd buy a TV.


The Truth
The Truth says (2009-04-09 18:00:57)
Hulu is better than the rest. Why? Better res. Youtube videos are like what? 100i at BEST? Yokou? LOL talk about horrible quality and super slow buffering even WORSE than Hulu. ALL Hulu hows,movies,and videos come in 380p, and 480. And even some come in 1080i..... need i say more? And all of you are so fucking stupid whining how you can't view it if your not in the USA. It's a site MADE for Americans, and all you have to do is use a Proxy server....

Also buffering isn't really up to Hulu, it's YOUR connection speed. If you got some shitty 56k don't expect high res tv shows to magically stream flawlessly. Wow, people claim Americans are dumb, you guys prove otherwise.

Have a nice day =)


Annie luvs ya
Annie luvs ya says (2009-04-12 18:38:00)
Dude, STFU. nobody freakin' cares! What did you expect it to be? Some perfect, better than life, website? Anyways, it's not like telling everyone that looks at this page to automatically 'stop Hulu from destroying the world' is going to do any good. GET A LIFE. I'm surprised you don't already have one...or, a much simpler route, BUY A FRICCKKEN TV.


Fellow Canadian
Fellow Canadian says (2009-05-11 16:52:51)
COMPLETELY AGREE - FUCK HULU and all you self righteous Americans.

Canadians are: 1. per capita, wealthier than Americans, 2. more healthy thus living longer, 3. American's largest trade partner 4. smarter than 90% of Americans...so why hulu doesn't want our demographic is beyond me but I searched Google for FUCK HULU and this site was first and sure enough...ranting about HULU

So from another wealthy, between 34-40 white male, professional and an American product buyer..FUCK YOU HULU I will never use a HULU product ever again

As for proxies...FUCK proxies as well. That's another thing Canadians are...proud and we don't hide beyond shitty US proxies looking to steal our MAC addresses to spam Nigeria


Marlena
Marlena says (2009-05-18 16:27:12)
I think the website is GREAT. If you don't live in the U.S., I'M SORRY IT DOESN'T WORK! What are they supposed to do? Make it work world wide? I live in Minnesota, and I always miss Hell's Kitchen and The Simpsons because of my job. But I just go to Hulu the day after and I watch it for free. And please, so you have to watch 1 commercial! OH MY GOSH PEOPLE THE COMMERCIALS ARE LIKE 20 SECONDS LONG! You people have no patience. If you really hate it so much, buy a t.v. and watch your shows there.

Udo says (2009-05-18 16:35:26)
@Marlena: yes, making it work world wide was exactly the point. It's a website you now. The web and the audience for TV shows is larger than the US, even if it doesn't seem that way from where you're standing.


truckeedog666
truckeedog666 says (2009-06-03 00:25:26)
Hulu is a sack of fetid fecal matter. Wallowing in a sea of man gravy. They represent themselves as if they present topical, recent material but its all Male bovine feces. I wish they would all dispose of themselves in a suicidal manner!


RD
RD says (2009-06-09 11:03:00)
hulu is bullshit! your lucky to find an excerpt of a show, let alone the whole show! They have all this hype with alec baldwin on their commercials and then they don't deliver. Also they should change their name to family guy repeats, because thats the only show they seem to be good at getting. FUCK HULU!!!! I'M SICK OF THEM!!!


tree
tree says (2009-06-12 00:52:05)
YES,HULU SUCKS ASS TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is a P>O>S when it comes to TV players. "I love buffering web sites". Or when Hulu shows you a comercial and then tell's you it can't find the program>loading loading loading still trying to load OH wait what did you want to watch again? SOme one should worm Hulu so it will not come up on any google or yahoo search.


tree
tree says (2009-06-12 00:54:50)
FUCK YOUR SENSORSHIP APROVAL!!!!! This blog sucks, fuck you ass fucker !!


;__;
;__; says (2009-06-14 03:42:28)
I'm an American, and after reading some of these posts, my shame has increased tenfold.

Udo says (2009-06-18 06:59:28)
Ah, nothing quite like the spirit of high-minded debate. Thank you all for your articulate insight!


RayRay
RayRay says (2009-06-19 15:27:11)
I do agree, Hulu blows, but why are you guys saying fuck America? We don't control Hulu and if we did believe me, we'd make it a lot better. Hulu controls Hulu. Thats why I like Todou, youtube (sometimes but their copyright laws suck), and Youku (though some of their videos are banned in certain regions like AMERICA).
I do watch tv but there are certain things I want to watch online AND I love to watch foreign tv, there should be an international tv thingy on the web were people can watch live tv from anywhere in the world. That would be bangin'


Jackson
Jackson says (2009-06-27 19:16:30)
I am an American. I would just like to say FUCK HULU "oh to fuckin bad your platform does not support this video" ! One more thing what the fuck did I ever do to Canada? I lived in your country for 3 months. Let me tell you the 90% of you I hung around with weren't that fuckin smart.


Hulu User
Hulu User says (2009-07-11 03:10:08)
Hulu is a pretty cool website. You can watch alot good tv shows for free at much higher quality than Youtube and they have most major tv shows. So stop bashing them for not letting you watch it outside of the US because they can do what ever the fuck they want. They don't not want to let non-Americans play their shows because they are "self righteous" its because they don't want to have to deal with the copyright issues and besides no one cares about Canada. From what I've seen Canadians are the self righteous ones acting all superior despite the fact that their country is a cultural wasteland, the Phillipines has nearly double the military might they have, the only way the even got their independence was because Britain ALLOWED them to be independent to keep the US from expanding any further north, and it took them 61 years after they became independent to come up with a flag which they sent to Britain for approval. America invented automobiles, electricity, and the INTERNET. So don't go saying you're "proud Candaians" because you're not hiding behind American proxies. If you're really so proud gtfo the internets because America made them.


IntelligentOne
IntelligentOne says (2009-08-11 20:24:15)
Yes, HULU really does suck! This is one thing the United States still can't get right! I can watch full content from a variety of countries without buffering problems. It's their pitiful video player that always claims it is buffering and then freezes. What kind of idiots did they hire? Do they ever test out their site on a regular basis? I am going to notify their advertisers that they are paying to advertise for nothing and that people eventually just leave the site. By the way, I have a 30 MB download speed...about as fast you can get....so what is their excuse?


PS#m3EDIA
PS#m3EDIA says (2009-09-11 18:28:36)
They blocked the content from PS3, wtf. Seriously they spend more time pissing people off then providing any type of quality streaming.


NoMoreMrNiceGuy
NoMoreMrNiceGuy says (2009-09-20 03:40:34)
Im watching Hulu from the Netherlands,I also use hotspotshield,To watch hulu.
But still hulu buffers alot.Just terrible.
And dont give me bullshit that my internet is slow because i am using internet via fiberglass faster than cable...
And yes to the americans here...We do have fast internet here in the netherlands.
And my pc has a quadcore processer.


tvaddict
tvaddict says (2009-09-25 10:38:41)
ninja video is the way to go


I Hate Hulu
I Hate Hulu says (2009-09-28 06:12:40)
I get that same little sign. Hulu sucks


Kyle
Kyle says (2009-10-04 19:53:23)
To the cocksucker that said

"I'm an American, and after reading some of these posts, my shame has increased tenfold."

Fuck off you ignorant pile of shit living off the teat of Patriots. If you're ashamed to be American than leave prick. You are the cancer of America. Please do not procreate. May you be blessed with barren loins you pathetic fuck.

Also, fuck Hulu, it sucks a fat one.



Canadian
Canadian says (2009-10-10 16:17:53)
Im so tired of these fucking American companies who think they're better than everyone and as such dont need to provide any services what so ever to anyone else. Hell lets just give up on a few hundred million views around the world because were too lazy to go through 2 or 3 months of legal work. Besides, were American, why would we ever need anyone else. Fucking ignorant fat bastards. Fuck i wish Britain still owned you.


Ferrsai
Ferrsai says (2009-10-29 17:04:06)
A company has a right to decide where they are going to provide service. Does anybody know the "behind the scenes" details? I don't, nor do I really care because I have other issues with hulu, their selection is piss poor.

I'm an American, and I'm disgusted by the way our government, media and people consistently shit on our reputation. Fortunately, it can't get much worse.

"4. smarter than 90% of Americans..."(Fellow Canadian, 2009, above post)

Your previous comments may have been based on some actual statistics, but his one is flawed. Stupidity knows no bounds, don't fool yourself into thinking that stupidity isn't part of your culture or you'll end up like America next. Stupidity, willful ignorance, is a disease. I'm 26 years old, I didn't make this country shit, older generations did. By the time my generation is taking over they'll probably pick up similar "fuck everybody but myself and fuck my very important job I don't fully understand where I have to make important decisions and I always pick the the choice that isn't good for the country as a whole because it either benefits me or I'm just that stupid, all I care about is money in my pocket, the more the more gooder because I have so much I could never spend it all and the money I can't spend looks so nice" attitude.




Death
Death says (2009-11-12 08:32:10)
The fact that they have commercials was enough to persuade me from finding better sources. We pay for cable, we pay for internet-we pay pay pay. By the time we're done paying, in some cases we've paid up to SEVEN times for one movie or TV show.

Then these fuckers cry about downloading when in the meanwhile, the business is run like a mafia and next to nobody can get in without the right money, social ties or hopping into the right bed.

Hulu can suck fresh turd!




Soros Zombie
Soros Zombie says (2010-01-05 13:29:55)
Freakin' euro trash and canucks, always want something for nothig, talkin' shit and actin' all bad ass.
You know you suck, and yer sad about it. Well, someone has to suck, and it turns out to be you. It's all good from the view up here. Better you than us. :D


yep
yep says (2010-01-22 20:27:57)
yep, spoiled-ass americans can`t take a knock against a company on their soil. No wonder you lost every war you ever fought.

Civil War? You lost either way
WW1-You fought as a group, alone you`d have lost
WW2-Allied victory, you just pretend to be the only winner
Korea-ran away
Veitnam-ran away
Iraq-ran away
Somalia-ran away
Afghanistan-losing
Iraq-getting pulled out of=losing

god you guys suck at fighting. The world laughs at you


The God of epic fails.
The God of epic fails. says (2010-01-27 08:08:29)
America invented automobiles, electricity, and the INTERNET.

LOL

I'm pretty positive America invented a lot of things but you could have chosen better.

Automobiles - Ferdinand Verbiest(First Steam Powered Car)
François Rivaz(First I.Combustion Motor)

Internet - Well the protocol it's American I give you that, but the web was born in Switzerland

Electricity - Someone invented It ?! ROFLMAO

BTW I like America and some of it's culture but I hate stupid people.


Hulu Hater
Hulu Hater says (2010-03-18 01:55:45)
To all you "Hulu is better than YouTube" nutjobs, I can view 720p high def content on YouTube, full screen and smooth, thank you. But I can't get @#$%*! Hulu to let me watch it even in minuscule 360p because it's bandwidth is narrower than a mosquito dick. Trying to watch it full screen is an exercise in stupefying self-flagellation. It's like watching claymation in slow-mo. And Hulu has the gall to tell me to check MY bandwidth and try again. 11 Mbps should be plenty for 720p, much less Hulu's palsied, microscopic 360p. Same Adobe Flash 10 video player for both Hulu and YouTube, but YouTube figured out how to make it work. Hulu figured out how to make you realize how much happier you would have been watching 13 channels on an old black-and-white TV with rabbit ear antennas, chewing tin foil and sipping pig bile...in North Korea, surrounded by Communist Party hacks regaling each other with the great achievements of the Dear Leader. It's so monumentally bad that they should give it some kind of award for badness, a sort of Nobel Prize for Supremely Horrible Internet Television, if you know what I mean.



Pissed off Canadian
Pissed off Canadian says (2010-03-28 19:14:52)
As a Canadian, we don't usually get upset over trivial things. But we are pissed (yes, all of us) at this 'Cannot be seen in your area' bullshit. Yes, I am swearing.

The fact that they only want usaholes to view their crap is pure greed and selfishness. Throw up ads if you want, the whole world is a larger market, dumbasses!

FUCK YOU HULU CANADA HOPES YOU GO UNDER YOU GREEDY INGNORANT PRICKS




Mysterious Bill
Mysterious Bill says (2010-05-11 20:55:56)
Yeah, Geo-cock-blocking needs to die already. All it does is lead to more piracy. Oh well, I get to see my stuff either way, so I guess I cannot complain.


Craptastic Hulu
Craptastic Hulu says (2010-06-03 10:54:21)
All right, so content is restricted only to the US... why tell me that AFTER showing your stupid ads? POS site.


negativepeopledraggedyoudown
negativepeopledraggedyoudown says (2010-06-12 18:22:12)
I didn't know Canadians hate America,I thought we are friends!I agree Hulu makes me puke,Media sucks but it does not make the whole America bad,a lot people here are working a lot harder because our so called government failed us!But I still love the USA!!!